Who Would Have Thought That A Porn Parody After Pokémon Go Will Be Called Poké-Mon Ho!

We can’t believe how much creativity is in the porn industry. Who would have thought that a porn parody after Pokémon Go will be called Poké-mon Ho!

Since there’s a porn parody of pretty much everything under the sun these days, it probably shouldn’t surprise us that Pokemon Go now has an adult adventure all its own. It shouldn’t surprise, yet it still does. As you might have guessed from the title, this particular movie boasts “fan favorite adult talent” as well as Pokemon cosplay, because someone out there apparently needed this in their life.

It’s just a matter of time until your favorite movie or TV show will be turned into a porn flick if that hasn’t happened yet. You definitely want that to happen because we’re pretty sure your twisted mind has thought about it a lot of times. Of course, you were just wondering how your favorite movie could get even better, and the best answer for that is probably sex. Because some people were sick of the old “pun intended” naming system. The name confused some people, and they felt they had to go a long way, and it sometimes changed the meaning.

This Pokemon Porn Parody Is The Best Thing You’ll See All Day

According to Pornhub, searches for Pokemon on its site are up 136 percent as of July 11, compared with search volume before the game launched July 6.

Searches are up on other adult website, too. YouPorn.com states Pokemon is now a more popular search term than “porn” on its website.

Yes, the hit mobile video game from Nintendo and Niantic has actually swept the world over the previous weeks. Pokemon Go has been taking control of our lives. Pokemon is the leading search term on the porn website. Pornhub also provided demographic information on the volunteer digital civil servants, even when it comes to charming, childish and — we had thought — totally nonsexual Japanese video game characters. And yes, Pokemon is literally more popular than porn today.

Behind every great entertainment property, there’s a cheekily named porn parody. Game of Bones: Winter is Cumming. Super Hornio Bros. Terminator – Penetrator.

So it comes as not a surprise that after Pokémon Go had actually invaded all our mobile phones, the porn parodies were not too far behind. Witness the surprisingly titled Poké-mon Ho! (The exclamation point is their addition, not ours.)

In Poké-mon Ho!, out August 12, you enjoy Pokémon trainer Misty as she attempts to capture as many cute Pokémon as possible on her phone’s “Pokémon Ho” app. Her costume is based quite closely to the animated show’s Misty, just with much shorter shorts. She’s played by adult actress Penny Pax.

The 35-minute film, produced by HoloFilms Productions, is in fact entirely readily available in virtual reality (since it’s 2016). It provides point-of-view-perspective “where you are a character in the story,” a HoloFilms representative stated. Dickachu and SquirtHole bring an entire brand-new significance to “Pokemon Go.”

More on the plot, from HoloFilms: ” As she continues on her journey, she encounters what exactly she thinks is a rare Pokemon. It ends up being a human she is well acquainted with and exposes who this particular guy is at the very end.”

Since we all have Pokemon on the brain, HoloFilms Productions smartly took advantage of the situation and created Poké-mon Ho! the XXX Parody.
In the porno, our favorite Pokemon characters get an X-rated makeover, and we are introduced to Dickachu, SquirtHole, Misty.
Yeah…as you can see, it’s not PG like Pokemon Go is. But that’s okay, because unlike Pokemon Go where you run around catching Pokemon with your phone for absolutely no benefit, you can enjoy to this Pokemon, and actually get something out of it. Since Pokemon Go is all about getting up and heading outside, Poké-mon Ho experience is one you might want to stay inside to enjoy.

Author: Hemingway